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SOME-TIMERS
Happy Birthday Anyway!
'Cause you're really only
laugh.etched in a
Thank goodness for of sight!
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Time rushes on, and soonYou're birthday gifted
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ZERO TO 60
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THE BEST FACE
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the mark. After all, funny birthday poems, like any poetry, are a totally plus a lot But she's as sharp
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boys feel special, even when the laugh if you a smile;
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Happy Birthday!
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older! Happy Birthday and your birthday, it's time to:Simply stay calm
stuff and frown;Your fall from Hooray for getting
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The day after
glance,
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Though it seems
Birthday ReminderIf you pick
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your friends in So "Happy Birthday!" let's shout once
living room under breath and relax.anyway, for those of
AGING CAN BE SO FUN
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get old is sleep;
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But to not
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REVOLVING DOORS
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Happy birthday, Sis,Just as long Happy birthday!
longer,special days,
Don't you worry Happy birthday!
dinner,
How do you write funny birthday poems?
It's my turn Truehearted, loving and loyal,bank.want to thank,you make me a You deserve a If I could
coming from a inch of my There's no one Let's party before for the rich,to tie your
be a real you're fine,It's your birthday We have it It's tricky to We look worse Our memories don't last,
pee,Happy birthday!With enough candles Happy birthday!Roses are red,Violets are blue,It sucks to By Kevin NishmasViolets are blue,
The super bowl to the porcelain By Kevin Nishmasas gold,They say 60 and mellow,Even with a So you're turning 60,Dollarama,a little scarce,you'll see the night,
Fill up the up to the half empty,age.stage,Nobody gets out When we say
Our loving, caring smiles tell tell you how a joyous occasion,stay at a difference,like.May your luck May you be If your mind But can't remember what Sometimes you remember,Albert Einstein,Another milestone birthday
You still get But your vigor have 20/20 vision,feel as fresh look 18 anymore,
just a bit pretty good,By Kevin Nishmasdecrepit,So what if
get up and So what if you're a little reduce you to Your head's still hairier work,You can still Midnight pizza is teenager at heart,box,a gold medal,
have your own burst your bubble,up a star,You want to sung,By Kevin Nishmastake a bite gift would make For no other not even be
What's funny?
tired eyes.not make you Happy birthday!Too bad you're not a Be glad you're young at Sadly youth doesn't come cheap,
"Happy Birthday" to someone special. Funny Birthday Poemsgirl. balance between your life, love and everything
Message Guy
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Turning 50 is that you have gifts to give And share the fears.years.special day.So we really
So embrace the your head.
So don't fret about starting to recede,
thicker, you're just more So your hair's a little are weak doesn't mean you're getting old,
anything that you're told,is what they care.
everyone's lives.your experiences have F is for
By standing beside A family that not so bad, it seems.
this year.birthday,
When you try Because aging can should be,
Ouch, you're getting older,And not that A girl so
sister ever,By Kevin Nishmasthe stairs,
By Kevin Nishmastake a little
You have many to wear down,
By Kevin Nishmasyou out to day, Dadio,
just like you,If you weren't always my
It's you I But first can
special day,you,
And this is And cleaned each
Happy birthday, Mom,
So happy birthday, my friend,Aging gracefully is
It's a pain
Getting older can You tell yourself Happy birthday!said,Our bodies droop,
smell stinks,
we can do.
It's hard to By Kevin Nishmas
Your life couldn't be brighter,
hoo. By Kevin NishmasRoses are red,
birthday gift,Happy birthday!
Roses are red,too much,You should pray
still getting old.is as good
teeth are yellow.
You're still kind
good,Happy birthday!
See all five of our birthday pages
to the local Money has gotten
Blinded by drink and lovers all lot of bull.
I say drink the glass is faces sag with
clear at your
youth. of truth,
of decay. A time to Your birthday is
So you could to tell the
the folks you a hike,
Happy birthday!party,
forgot something,Just "some-timers" all your own,
You imagine yourself
Happy birthday!anyhow,
In your mind's eye you're still young,
You say you I'm glad you You may not Your hair is And you feel VIDEO
you suddenly feel
lines,you got no
head to toe,
So what if And zits still
looked so young,hurt but still
call you old,not your style,
You're still a on a Wheaties
You'll never win
You may still
I don't want to
You could end William Hung.
Singing songs forever Happy birthday!
Now you can
I knew this nothing,
And it may Because it won't strain your
And it may By Kevin Nishmas
gold,your beauty sleep.
a little older,
wish a hilarious below.
birthday boy or poem depends on striking the right
poke fun at • BIRTHDAY SPEECHES
now,
More Funny Birthday Poems
Take time to life left to You're not pushing you share.To the gifts We have some through our tears,
Talked away our
all through the On this very
quite an occasion
to be,just a number, and it's all inside feel the need.
your gums are is a bit
enough to hold.Just 'cause your knees Don't listen to
Over the hill people that you
you bring into how interesting all really quite good, it appears.
the years,far.Turning 50 is
Yes, you're turning 50 For your umpteenth more,
But worry not, my dear friend,When nothing's where it Happy birthday!
nicer,I'm so popular,
You're the best Nobody really cares. the rail on
bed. It may just down.
When they start
cash?I'll even take So enjoy your
I want be
up,Happy birthday, Dad,
I can,So enjoy your
be more like great you are,my meals,
By Kevin Nishmasa dime,
in the sack.scratch your back,is cry.
flown by,By Kevin Nishmas
that can be "old person" smell,
Our sense of
There's not much find the keys,
world's best lighter.Look who's turning 100,
So boo hoo Happy birthday!
By Kevin Nishmas
This is your
Funny 40th Birthday Poem
you.By Kevin Nishmasdecide to drink party,Your nuggets are You say 60 Even if your still blue,
You look pretty By Kevin Nishmas
So I went Happy birthday!
half full,Toast your friends
is a whole half full,
The glum cry Even the best
That should be
We mean you're losing your but a grain
you for signs day,
Happy birthday!to 60,
When you need Bringing you only you wished took
By Kevin Nishmasyour own surprise
You remember you
You don't have Alzheimer's,brain still stirs,
By Kevin Nishmas
It doesn't really matter
type.you're getting ripe,teen. and far between,touch wood. birthday,FOR SOMEONE SPECIALSo what if you have laugh So what if
you ache from
Happy birthday!Jello,
You have never
All your parts a right to
Early-bird dinners are
Happy birthday!
You'll never be in the tooth.
truth,Happy birthday!up in lights,
But sound like star,
of brand-new dentures.your many adventures,
By Kevin Nishmas
it's better than birthday wish,enough to send,
late,looks on hold.as good as
And just get You may look
poems below to of funny poems bone of the Choosing the right lighthearted rhymes. The best ones
• BIRTHDAY TOASTS
down the highway golden years,a lot of
the alternative.know you, and the love can compare,
the years.To console us you
That you shared feel about you
Turning 50 is you believe yourself 'Cause age is
if you really
And even if
So your waist shaky, it's still nice so old.a 50th birthday.everyone adores.way you show
for the fun
I is for Turning 50 is proven themselves through
you've achieved so Rainy days, and golden sunbeams,here,
By Kevin Nishmasjiggle a little
sheer.appear,
By Kevin NishmasYou could be too if you were I can't help that
will forever be,up and down,When you clutch
get out of lovely nights ahead,Don't you feel
to shrivel,I borrow some
the trash,a mean BBQ.
to be better,like a grown
By Kevin NishmasI'll do everything the couch.
I want to You don't know how
You cooked all of time.
their face on
And there's no pleasure With nobody to want to do
Another year has
dead.The best thing We have that blast,chew,It's hard to You have the Happy birthday!I'm still younger,
The first round's on you.Happy birthday!
Violets are blue,If they're not for
reward.So if you
Because it's your birthday how you glitter,
50ish,just as infectious,
Your eyes are say,
this birthday card.
times are hard,By Kevin Nishmas
see the glass heart's content,
All this talk the glass as
Happy birthday!you know it's true,
beauty,a teen,Our flattery has
As we check friends a special
By Kevin Nishmasgo from zero never fail you,
decades,
Of the people to pot.Start to plan
don't.like Keith Richards.
And your precious rate.debate,
books with large
Despite the fact
pimples like a Your wrinkles few You should really Today is your long ago!of Jello,So what if full of hair,So what if By Kevin NishmasYour arms don't jiggle like nip, tuck and dosage.aged,
No one has
bed is routine,
By Kevin Nishmasfalls short,
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With your name Mick Jagger,You think you're a rock
With a pair It's perfect for rhymes.But I think
be the best But it's still good
wish may be And can't put your And still look
those Botox parties,Happy birthday!
the funny birthday at the examples
and the funny best now.
are more than • BIRTHDAY POEMSBetter to roll
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Just letting us But they never That we've enjoyed over there for us
the times that the wisdomHow we truly
celebrate with glee.as young as day with dread,
buy more teeth
little fat.
worrying about that.hand's a little great, you're not really To anyone celebrating just being you, the person that how the tender F is also thinks you are.and tears.Friends who have back on all hopes and dreams,The big 5-0 is finally run. You will just anything tight or and pains to witchy.pretty,me.
Best friends we
as you go
You know you're getting older,For you to
And lots of about it.When things start
But first can to take out Someone who makes
I will try I'd act more
steak?break,
just get off slouch,room.
quite like you,we run out Who can change
shoes,drag,But all you
once again,better than the poop.
than hell,Our hearing's not a It's hard to At our age...
on your cake,By Kevin NishmasViolets are blue,
Now that you're 21,
be you.Roses are red,
Birthdays suck,will be your lord,
Happy birthday!But no matter is the new Your smile is
touch of gray. What can I And bought you You might say light.You will surely glass to your
very last drop,
The jolly see By Kevin Nishmas
Deep down inside
of here a you look like no lies,
good you look,For family and safe distance.
May your walker May your eyes hold out for
granted no memory,goes any more you forgot,Sometimes you just
But you think
is here,the senior discount is up for
Yet you read
as ever,Still you get
grey,
Your body's still working,Happy birthday!Your decrepitude started
you have arms go.
your ears are bit older,
tears.than your ears,With the right
pass for middle
more your scene.
Eating in your Unless channel surfing's a sport.Your athletic prowess teeth,Yet it's time to One karaoke night.be famous,You move like Happy birthday!
out of life,you smile,
reason than it
on time,It may not
very wise, This special birthday
millionaire,heart,
So skip all By Kevin Nishmas
Use, combine or change To get started, take a look
sense of humor in between. Choose from the
Funny birthday poems • BIRTHDAY WISHES & QUOTES
and travel.So make the
the worms,
kind of niftygiven us,
you,many happy times
Thanks for being
Thanks for all
See All Five of Our Birthday Pages
Thank you for want to say,fact you're 50 and
You're really still turning 50, don't face the
You can always cuddly with a thinner, don't waste time
And if your Being 50 is used to say,
Y is for
T is for
made you.
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